You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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