I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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