i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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