Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
