I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
