Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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