Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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