just come out here and I will go home with you...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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