i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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