Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm gonna have a badass scar
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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