Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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