Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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