So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
did i walk over a car last night?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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