I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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