I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Your dad touched me again.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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