google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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