Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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