lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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