I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
babies were throwing up all over the place
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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