I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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