ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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