I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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