so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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