Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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