Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
porn star boner night. come get it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize