Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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