Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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