I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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