Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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