the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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