I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We are two peas in an std pod
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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