if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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