If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He did a backflip because drugs
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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