i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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