so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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