I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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