You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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