But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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