he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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