Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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