Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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