STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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