Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize