theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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