How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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