Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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