quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
