I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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