Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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