That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Randomize
