I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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