Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I cut my penus on the lid.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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