I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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