She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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