her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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