I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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