Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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