When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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