hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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