So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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